Trader Woes # 1

# 1.



"I can't believe I lost my tickets to Tony-Awarding winning musical Next to Normal!"


# 2.

"I shouldn't have turned down that dinner invitation from John Goodman. He looks terrific!"


# 3.



"Somali Pirates stole my meatball sandwich."


# 4.




"Sometimes it seems like the Goo Goo Dolls are never going to put out another album."

# 5.


"Why can't the Spiderman musical catch a break?"