Sex and the City Sequels

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There is a debate brewing this country about the fallout created by the filming of Sex and the City 2 in Dubai.  Critics suggest that the women and the entire production itself thumbed their noses at Muslim culture.  Defenders claim that their mores will do untold good in spreading feminism to other cultures. Studio execs agree and have already begun talks on another sequel that takes place at different times in our history where the girls can spread their fabulousness.  Take a look at the early pitches.

#1. Sex and the City during the Civil Rights Movement

Pictured above: Girls laughing it up during brunch in Birmingham!

#2. Sex and the City in New Orleans (after Katrina)

Pictured above: Girls blow off some by frolicking in the water!  No Mr. Big allowed!

#3. Sex and the City in World War II

Pictured above: Girls lunching on Normandy beach.  Keep it down, guys!

#4. Sex and the City at Kent State

Pictured above: Girls singing karaoke!  Lighten up everyone, it's Dancing Queen time!

#5. Sex and the City solve BP Oil Crisis

Pictured above: Girls allow oil to be pumped directly into their giant *****