Rejected Prank Gifts

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Novelty stores like Spencer's Gifts specialize in "prank" presents that you can give to friends and creditors; however, not every prank gift is a top-seller.  We've compiled a list of some of the worst selling prank gifts.  Give them to someone you hate.

# 1. Jack-In-The-Box Toilet Bowl

Info: Plays "Pop Goes the Wiesel" and attacks when you flush!

# 2. "Screaming" Tampon for Halloween

Info: Sounds of witches cackling and blood-curdling screams emanate from this designer Tampax item. Sure to spook your friends and pre-menopausal relatives.

# 3. "Trick" Garbage Bags with No Bottom

Info: Prank your parents, the employees at Nathan's, or mafia henchmen with these extra large garbage bags that "Drop-Out" when anything is placed in them.

# 4. Giant Novelty "Stripper" Bear Cake

Info: Forget about the best man, you really might just be the dead man when the groom realizes you've replaced the stripper with a live grizzly bear that jumps out of the cake.

# 5. Sun-Roof Microwave

Info: Microwaves are safe, right? Not with this patented sun-roof that allows the cooker to emit dangerous radiation right onto and into your friend.

# 6. Chinese Fingertrap Condoms

No additional comment necessary.

# 7. Ford Focus "Wonky" Brakes

Info: They only work when the radio is playing, but the North Garver Elementary School bus driver doesn't have to know that!

# 8. "Magic Eye" Poster that Reveals Child Pornography

Info: Stare too long and you'll be arrested!