Rejected Lines from Talking Dolls

When I was a kid, we didn't have talking dolls or animals, we just threw footballs at this fat kid named Gary. But for all of you who love the talking animals, we've compiled audio outtakes from some of your favorite "talking" childhood toys.

(show photos accompanied by audio recordings)

#1. Larry the Laughing Vacuum


Outtake
: "I would vacuum underneath your bed, but that's where the monsters are planning to eat you."
   
 
 #2 Steve Irwin



Outtake # 1
: "Casket sold separately!"
Outtake # 2: "Want to be like your hero, the Crocodile Hunter? It's easy! Step 1: Die!"

 
#3. Jezebel the Squirrel



Outtake
: "Singing a song is a great way to ignore the fact that no one loves you!"

 

#4. Remy from Ratatouille



Outtake
: "I'm sorry I always look like I'm going to the bathroom.

#5. Pony in the Box


Outtake
: "Whenever you feel like crying, take a 'grown-up' pill from your parents' medicine cabinet instead."


#6. Donald Duck





Outtake
: "When you steal some one's wallet, the credit cards are only good for a maximum of two hours."

 

#7. Max the Dog


Outtake
: "Let's play fire drill! You go first. Jump out the window!"

 

#8. Ernest the Clown



Outtake
: "Your parents tell you not to drink bleach because they want more for themselves.


#9. Larry the Time Clock



Outtake # 1:
"Make time every day to check for head lice!"

 

#10. Jessica Baby



Outtake # 1
: "I'm just like that Chucky doll. Just kidding! I won't kill you in your sleep."