Rejected Halloween Treats

  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/content/14/14034314/html/modules/views/views.module on line 879.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/content/14/14034314/html/modules/views/handlers/ on line 589.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/content/14/14034314/html/modules/views/handlers/ on line 589.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_boolean_operator::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/content/14/14034314/html/modules/views/handlers/ on line 149.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/content/14/14034314/html/modules/views/plugins/ on line 135.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/content/14/14034314/html/modules/views/plugins/ on line 135.

Well, it's Halloween again. That special time of year when you stop throwing rocks at the Muslim neighbors long enough to ask them for candy while dressed as Batman or Henry Paulson.

It's hard to find fault with a tradition that rewards soliciting with candy. Yet, people will always complain about receiving the the "worst" Halloween treats.  Usually included on that list are perennial losers like pennies and tootsie rolls. 

We thought of some items that were considerably worse.

# 1. Flowers

# 2. Lasagna

# 3. Junk Mail

# 4. New York Mets

# 5. Hepatitis