Rejected Halloween Treats

Well, it's Halloween again. That special time of year when you stop throwing rocks at the Muslim neighbors long enough to ask them for candy while dressed as Batman or Henry Paulson.

It's hard to find fault with a tradition that rewards soliciting with candy. Yet, people will always complain about receiving the the "worst" Halloween treats.  Usually included on that list are perennial losers like pennies and tootsie rolls. 


We thought of some items that were considerably worse.

# 1. Flowers



# 2. Lasagna




# 3. Junk Mail




# 4. New York Mets



# 5. Hepatitis