Robin Williams: ("Foghorn Leghorn" voice) This is 9-11 dispatch. I say I say I say What's your emergency?
Caller: Help! My grandfather is having palpitations!
Robin Williams: ("gay voice") Whew! Me too! Tell me about him. Is he a nice young thang?
Caller: He's 85 and I don't think he took his medication. Please help me.
Robin Williams: ("Street thug") yo yo yo. You gotta chill, girlfriend. Don't get up in my grill.
Caller: He's not moving!
Robin Williams: (himself) I'm not moving, either. It's a stand-off. This isn't 9-11 dispatch. This is Robin Williams.
Caller: He's dead.
Robin Williams: Nanu, Nanu!
# 2. Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie: Hello? You've reached 1-900-teensex
Frank: Hi, I'm Frank. You sound sexy. What would you like to do?
Rosie: I want you to take me to a movie theater.
Rosie: Then, I want you to put a bucket of popcorn on your lap.
Frank: Ooh. Yes.
Rosie: Then, I'm going to reach in grab all of the popcorn and eat it.
Frank: Is this Rosie O'Donnell?
Frank hangs up.
# 3. Scott Baio
Scott Baio: Is this part of the "new" Punk'd show? Is this Heather Graham?
Lisa: No, this is your night manager from Taco Bell. You need to work a double shift tonight.