Punk'd episode # 1

(Cut to an image of the celebrity.  Audio recordings play over the photo.)

# 1. Robin Williams 



Robin Williams: ("Foghorn Leghorn" voice) This is 9-11 dispatch. I say I say I say What's your emergency?

Caller: Help! My grandfather is having palpitations!

Robin Williams: ("gay voice") Whew! Me too! Tell me about him. Is he a nice young thang?

Caller: He's 85 and I don't think he took his medication. Please help me.

Robin Williams: ("Street thug") yo yo yo. You gotta chill, girlfriend. Don't get up in my grill.

Caller: He's not moving!

Robin Williams: (himself) I'm not moving, either.  It's a stand-off. This isn't 9-11 dispatch. This is Robin Williams.

Caller: He's dead.

Robin Williams: Nanu, Nanu!


# 2. Rosie O'Donnell


 

Rosie: Hello? You've reached 1-900-teensex

Frank: Hi, I'm Frank. You sound sexy. What would you like to do?

Rosie: I want you to take me to a movie theater.

Frank: Yes.

Rosie: Then, I want you to put a bucket of popcorn on your lap.

Frank: Ooh.  Yes.

Rosie: Then, I'm going to reach in grab all of the popcorn and eat it.

Frank: Is this Rosie O'Donnell?

Rosie: Yes.

Frank hangs up.


# 3. Scott Baio

Scott Baio: Is this part of the "new" Punk'd show? Is this Heather Graham?

Lisa: No, this is your night manager from Taco Bell. You need to work a double shift tonight.