Earlier in the week, a Japanese company unveiled their latest robotic triumph: a virtuoso robot that can play Flight of the Bumblebee flawlessly on the flute (pictured above and possibly on its way to your house right now to eviscerate you).
We've spent hours locked bathroom stalls thinking of practical uses for such an entity.
Freddie R. Robot can play Flight of the Bumblebee on his flute while...
... you are executed
... you use the restroom
... he jumps out of a stripper cake at a bachelor party
... he circumcises your baby
... you are crucified