Oh, Good... NYC will install Waterfalls throughout the City

It's been reported that New York City is spending close to 55 million dollars to install waterfalls with the hope of attracting tourists... and then drowning them. Here is a mock-up of what one such waterfall will look like.

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As a former New Yorker, I came up with some other popular NY hot spots in need of waterfalls.

# 1. Subway (Replace A Train)

# 2. Boards on the NYSE

# 3. Pitcher's Mound -- Yankee Stadium

# 4. Stage of Spiderman -The Musical