Oh, Good... NYC will install Waterfalls throughout the City

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It's been reported that New York City is spending close to 55 million dollars to install waterfalls with the hope of attracting tourists... and then drowning them. Here is a mock-up of what one such waterfall will look like.

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As a former New Yorker, I came up with some other popular NY hot spots in need of waterfalls.

# 1. Subway (Replace A Train)




# 2. Boards on the NYSE





# 3. Pitcher's Mound -- Yankee Stadium




# 4. Stage of Spiderman -The Musical