Obesity is sweeping the nation. It's almost as popular as vampires. Luckily, we asked our resident problem-solver Earl to weight in on potential solutions.
(Earl enters stage)
Conan: Hi, Earl.
Earl: Conan.
Conan: How have you solved the obesity epidemic?
Earl: Easy.
In a recent study put forth by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, scientists suggest that children will eat foods based on their names. The study found that children ate twice as many carrots when they were renamed "Super X-Ray Vision Carrots."
Conan: That's a terrible solution.
Earl: Problem Solved.