#1. Movie: Amelia
Original Tagline: Defy the impossible; living the dream!
New Tagline: Ugly chicks who fail.
#2. Movie: Back to the Future
Old Tagline: He wasn't on time for his classes... then one day he wasn't in his time at all!
New tagline: Funniest incest comedy in ages.
#3. Movie: Erin Brokovich
Old Tagline: She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees!
New Tagline: Giant breasts solve problems.
#4. Movie: Die Hard
Old Tagline: 40 Stories of sheer adventure!
New Tagline: Fix your marriage by saving a building filled with your estranged wife's coworkers.
#5. Movie: Titanic
Old Tagline: Nothing on Earth could come between them!
1. Cheating on your fiance is thrilling.
2. Listen to an old woman tell a 3-hour story about her sex life.