Movie Taglines # 1

#1. Movie: Amelia

Original Tagline: Defy the impossible; living the dream!

New Tagline: Ugly chicks who fail.

#2. Movie: Back to the Future

Old Tagline: He wasn't on time for his classes... then one day he wasn't in his time at all!

New tagline: Funniest incest comedy in ages.

#3. Movie: Erin Brokovich

Old Tagline: She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees!

New Tagline: Giant breasts solve problems.

#4. Movie: Die Hard

Old Tagline: 40 Stories of sheer adventure!

New Tagline: Fix your marriage by saving a building filled with your estranged wife's coworkers.

#5. Movie: Titanic

Old Tagline: Nothing on Earth could come between them!

New Tagline:
1. Cheating on your fiance is thrilling.
2. Listen to an old woman tell a 3-hour story about her sex life.