I went to visit my friend Greg, a first grade teacher at Winship Elementary in Burbank. I spent some time with Greg's students and tossed a few softball questions to them; I was surpried by their ignorance.
Marcus Wellington: I made a picture for you (holds up a picture of what looks like a flying, flaming toilet bowl) It's a space ship!
Conan: Why is the door open?
Marcus Wellington: So the astronauts can wave to us.
Conan: Space is a total vacuum. The astronauts would be sucked out of the shuttle and without helmets their heads would explode. You just killed everyone with your flying toilet bowl.
Marcus Wellington: Oh. (cries.)