Finding Jobs for Disabled Models

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According to a news article, the BBC is airing a British version of America's Next Top Model entitled, Britain's Missing Top Model. The show will feature eight women with disabilities (ranging from missing limbs, deafness, and a neuro-muscular disorder that makes it nearly impossible for one contestant to walk) all striving to become a professional model.

We strive to embrace diversity and support the show by securing sponsors/modeling gigs for each girl based on her disability.  Not everyone can win -- we want to make sure they're OK.  We've asked our resident problem-solver Earl to find gigs for these girls.

(Earl enters stage)

Conan: Hi, Earl.

Earl: Conan.

Conan: So you've found gigs for these girls?

Earl:  Yep. 

Victoria (Armless Model):

Job # 1. Sprint "Hands Free" Cell Phones

Job # 2. Photo Hunt Shoot

Gerry (Blind Model):

Job # 1. Brooms

Elisa (Wooden Leg Model):

Job #1. Caskets

Job #2. Kayaks (with her wooden leg as an oar)

Sara (Wheelchair-Bound Model):

Job #1. Swings

Job #2. Toilets

Job #3.  Anything as long as it's in space

Conan: That's awful.

Earl: Problem solved.