Finding Jobs for Disabled Models

According to a news article, the BBC is airing a British version of America's Next Top Model entitled, Britain's Missing Top Model. The show will feature eight women with disabilities (ranging from missing limbs, deafness, and a neuro-muscular disorder that makes it nearly impossible for one contestant to walk) all striving to become a professional model.




We strive to embrace diversity and support the show by securing sponsors/modeling gigs for each girl based on her disability.  Not everyone can win -- we want to make sure they're OK.  We've asked our resident problem-solver Earl to find gigs for these girls.

(Earl enters stage)

Conan: Hi, Earl.

Earl: Conan.

Conan: So you've found gigs for these girls?

Earl:  Yep. 

Victoria (Armless Model):





Job # 1. Sprint "Hands Free" Cell Phones






Job # 2. Photo Hunt Shoot






Gerry (Blind Model):






Job # 1. Brooms





Elisa (Wooden Leg Model):






Job #1. Caskets






Job #2. Kayaks (with her wooden leg as an oar)







Sara (Wheelchair-Bound Model):






Job #1. Swings





Job #2. Toilets





Job #3.  Anything as long as it's in space




Conan: That's awful.


Earl: Problem solved.