According to a news article, the BBC is airing a British version of America's Next Top Model entitled, Britain's Missing Top Model. The show will feature eight women with disabilities (ranging from missing limbs, deafness, and a neuro-muscular disorder that makes it nearly impossible for one contestant to walk) all striving to become a professional model.
We strive to embrace diversity and support the show by securing sponsors/modeling gigs for each girl based on her disability. Not everyone can win -- we want to make sure they're OK. We've asked our resident problem-solver Earl to find gigs for these girls.
(Earl enters stage)
Conan: Hi, Earl.
Earl: Conan.
Conan: So you've found gigs for these girls?
Earl: Yep.
Victoria (Armless Model):
Job # 1. Sprint "Hands Free" Cell Phones
Job # 2. Photo Hunt Shoot
Gerry (Blind Model):
Job # 1. Brooms
Elisa (Wooden Leg Model):
Job #1. Caskets
Job #2. Kayaks (with her wooden leg as an oar)
Sara (Wheelchair-Bound Model):
Job #1. Swings
Job #2. Toilets
Job #3. Anything as long as it's in space
Conan: That's awful.
Earl: Problem solved.