Deja Vu # 2 (Touchdown Jesus)

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It's been said that God is made of all of us. Turns out, he's also made of wood and Styrofoam. Of course, I'm referring to Touchdown Jesus, Ohio's massive sculpture of the Lord in which He is apparently taking a break from healing the sick to officiate a Cleveland Brown's game.

(these images should appear on a TV screen)


I'm not sure the moniker fits, though. It looks to me like he performing other actions like...


1. ...expressing frustration at misunderstandings between Mr. Furley and Jack on Three's Company


2. ...kicking a keg


3. ...carrying a dinner order to table # 34


4. ...performing a puppet show


5. ...lifting weights

6. ... cheerleading

7. ... re-enacting scene from Say Anything