ConanBot Episode #3: Trip to the Men's Room

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Conan: Oh man.  I was so busy with the show.  I forgot to go to the bathroom.  I'll send my robotic proxy, ConanBot.

(ConanBot enters stage). 

Conan: ConanBot, to the men's room.

(Conan uses the remote control to send ConanBot into the men's room).

ConanBot has a conversation with a man using the urinal.

ConanBot: Hey, Frank. Did you have a good vacation?

Frank: Uh, Hey Conan.  Yeah.

ConanBot sees that someone is in the stall but keeps banging against the door.

The man in the stall politely says, "Occupied."  ConanBot persists.  Finally, the man opens the door and ConanBot stares him down.

We see someone else walk into the men's room and he hears the robot sounds from the stall.  He checks underneath the stall door to see if there are feet and sees only the robot.  He runs away.

Cut to:
Inside the stall.  ConanBot says, "FInally, some peace and quiet."

Then, someone taps his foot against his robot body.

ConanBot:  Oh, no.  Who let Larry Craig in here?

Man: I'm not Larry Craig.  I'm his robotic proxy, LarryBot.

Camera reveals another robot with Larry Craig's face on the computer monitor.

ConanBot: This is awkward.

LarryBot: Yes.