Classic Rock Songs

The soulless execs who ruined great works of literature with blatant product placement have turned their attention to some of the more popular rock songs of the past few decades. We've received a promotional copy in the mail. Take a look.

Bob Dylan
Original: The Times, They Are A-Changin'
New: Your Tires, They need A-Changin' (sponsored by Goodyear!)

Pink Floyd
Original: Wish You Were Here
New: Wish We Were at Sears

James Brown
Original: Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
New: Papa's Got a Brand New Gladlock Bag

Bad Company
Original
: Feel like Makin' Love
New: Feel like Wearin' Gloves (Isotoner)

Starship
Original: We Built This City on Rock 'n' Roll
New: We Feed Our Family with Swiss Miss Rolls

The Doors
Original: Light My Fire
New: Rotate My Tires (Meineke)

Led Zeppelin
Original: Whole Lotta Love
New: Whole Lotta Dove

U2
Original: Without or Without You
New: With or Without Charleston Chews

Bob Dylan
Original: Tangled Up in Blue
New: Tangled Up in Payless Shoes

Peter Frampton
Original: (I want you to) Show me the Way
New: (I want you to) Show me Ebay

Billy Joel
Original: This is the Time (to Remember)
New: This is the Time (to become an NRA Memeber)!*

*This may actually be an improvement.

Cat Stevens
Original: Peace Train
New: Lease Train (featuring Ford's animated Mr. Opportunity)

Pink Floyd
Original: Comfortably Numb
New: Comfortably Dumb*

*Go to Bryman Institute and become Comfortably Employed...NOW!