Classic Literature

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Almost every year, a Hollywood film based upon a classic novel is re-imagined for today's youth.  The worst part?

The studios are licensing the book rights to companies for promotional tie-ins.  Some of your favorite authors' works are being used to hock crappy merchandise. Take a look at some of the products available for purchase at your local Walmart.

#1. Pride & Prejudice - "Mr. Darcy Vibrator"

  


#2. To Kill A Mockingbird - "Tom Robinson Rape Kit"


#3. Slaughterhouse-Five - "'So it goes' Tombstone!"

  


#4. 1984 - "Winston Smith Action Figure"


  


#5. Catcher in the Rye - "'Qualified Unhappiness' Baby Ts"

  


#6. MacBeth - Madlibs! (Shakespeare's Archaic Language Edition)