Almost every year, a Hollywood film based upon a classic novel is re-imagined for today's youth. The worst part?
The studios are licensing the book rights to companies for promotional tie-ins. Some of your favorite authors' works are being used to hock crappy merchandise. Take a look at some of the products available for purchase at your local Walmart.
#1. Pride & Prejudice - "Mr. Darcy Vibrator"
#2. To Kill A Mockingbird - "Tom Robinson Rape Kit"
#3. Slaughterhouse-Five - "'So it goes' Tombstone!"
#4. 1984 - "Winston Smith Action Figure"
#5. Catcher in the Rye - "'Qualified Unhappiness' Baby Ts"
#6. MacBeth - Madlibs! (Shakespeare's Archaic Language Edition)