Celebrity Endorsements # 2 (Holiday Edition)

Celebrities continue to lend their credibility to bad products.  There is a bigger push during the holiday season.  Check out these celebrity-endorsed products.

(show mock-ups of these products)

# 1. Mickey Rooney & Calvin Klein's New Fragrance: Embalming Fluid



Tagline: "Finally, you'll smell how you feel."
 
 

# 2. Comic Strip Cathy's Candy Cane Tampons (from Tampax)



Tagline: "Because comfort (and flavor!) count"
 

# 3. Jared from Subway & Linens 'N Things: Shower "Hoagie" Caddy



Tagline: Subway: eat fresh... while you freshen up.
 
 
# 4. Jerry Seinfeld's Menorah



Tagline: "Harnesses the power of ego to light candles in perpetuity."
 

# 5. Alberto Gonzalez Dry Erase Boards




Tagline: "Wipe them clean just like my memory of potentially damning conversations!"
 

 

# 6. Ernest Borgnine's Talcum Powder.



Tagline: "Go ahead and put me, Ernest Borgnine, in your underpants!"