#1. McGruff the Crime Dog
Secret: turned down for a small business loan
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#2. Snoopy and Woodstock
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Secret: To make ends meet, Snoopy sold Woodstock to a coal mine company.
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#3. Garfield
Secret: He was arrested for a DUI and manslaughter during a drunk driving incident in 1987.
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#4. The Count
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Secret: blows paychecks at strip clubs
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#5. Elmer Fudd
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Secret: repeatedly caught on To Catch a Predator![](/sites/default/files/imce/predator%2Bgreat.jpg)
#6. Bob the Builder
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Secret: In his free time, he builds abortion clinics
#7. Mr. Magoo
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Secret: Former Slave Owner
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#8. Winnie the Pooh
Secret: Enjoys bondage
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#8. Hamburger Helper Hand
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Secret: Former Gynecologist