#1. McGruff the Crime Dog
Secret: turned down for a small business loan

#2. Snoopy and Woodstock

Secret: To make ends meet, Snoopy sold Woodstock to a coal mine company.

#3. Garfield
Secret: He was arrested for a DUI and manslaughter during a drunk driving incident in 1987.

#4. The Count

Secret: blows paychecks at strip clubs

#5. Elmer Fudd

Secret: repeatedly caught on To Catch a Predator
#6. Bob the Builder

Secret: In his free time, he builds abortion clinics
#7. Mr. Magoo

Secret: Former Slave Owner

#8. Winnie the Pooh
Secret: Enjoys bondage

#8. Hamburger Helper Hand

Secret: Former Gynecologist