Adult Entertainment # 1

#1. McGruff the Crime Dog

 

Secret: turned down for a small business loan



 

  #2. Snoopy and Woodstock




Secret: To make ends meet, Snoopy sold Woodstock to a coal mine company. 
 



#3.
Garfield


Secret: He was arrested for a DUI and manslaughter during a drunk driving incident in 1987.




#4. The Count


Secret: blows paychecks at strip clubs




#5. Elmer Fudd



Secret: repeatedly caught on To Catch a Predator





#6. Bob the Builder



Secret: In his free time, he builds abortion clinics


 

 

#7. Mr. Magoo



Secret: Former Slave Owner




#8. Winnie the Pooh




Secret: Enjoys bondage




#8.  Hamburger Helper Hand



Secret: Former Gynecologist