Adult Entertainment # 1

#1. McGruff the Crime Dog


Secret: turned down for a small business loan


  #2. Snoopy and Woodstock

Secret: To make ends meet, Snoopy sold Woodstock to a coal mine company. 


Secret: He was arrested for a DUI and manslaughter during a drunk driving incident in 1987.

#4. The Count

Secret: blows paychecks at strip clubs

#5. Elmer Fudd

Secret: repeatedly caught on To Catch a Predator

#6. Bob the Builder

Secret: In his free time, he builds abortion clinics



#7. Mr. Magoo

Secret: Former Slave Owner

#8. Winnie the Pooh

Secret: Enjoys bondage

#8.  Hamburger Helper Hand

Secret: Former Gynecologist