#1. McGruff the Crime Dog
Secret: turned down for a small business loan
#2. Snoopy and Woodstock
Secret: To make ends meet, Snoopy sold Woodstock to a coal mine company.
#3. Garfield
Secret: He was arrested for a DUI and manslaughter during a drunk driving incident in 1987.
#4. The Count
Secret: blows paychecks at strip clubs
#5. Elmer Fudd
Secret: repeatedly caught on To Catch a Predator
#6. Bob the Builder
Secret: In his free time, he builds abortion clinics
#7. Mr. Magoo
Secret: Former Slave Owner
#8. Winnie the Pooh
Secret: Enjoys bondage
#8. Hamburger Helper Hand
Secret: Former Gynecologist