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This is an existing bit.

We've searched newspaper ads and circulars from cities across America and collected the oddest products and misprints for your enjoyment.  So weird, we couldn't make this up.

#1. Vuzix iWear





"Tell everyone you're a douchebag without saying a word!"


#2.  GreatBigCanvas - Panoramic Views of Exotic Locations





"New Orleans (After Hurrican Katrina)"


#3. Movie-Tie-Ins





"Sex and the City AIDS test kit."


#4. Stealth Secret Sound Amplifier





It's a hearing aid that looks like a hands-free cell phone.  Below is the 2.0 version.



"Parakeet Hearing Aid."


#5.  Day Clock

2.0 version below: